-I shouldn't be afraid of commitment
-Running away from my problems only makes them greater
-Happiness may be right in front of me
- An old friend is still thinking about me
- Don't be quick to trust new lovers.
- I could at least return some phone calls once in awhile
- I wasn't that good in bed
-The horoscope writer was just dumped by an Aries
you should submit this one to mcsweeney's
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