Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Waiting for the beer store attendant

I have some friends. One of my friends sometimes drinks too much and mistreats women. It's not an endearing quality. When I drink too much I get loopy and jump out of trees. When he drinks too much he forcibly takes women to the forest, clamps their wrists in his large hands, and gets accused of rape. He forgets his actions and he forgets what it means to be a man. But that's only sometimes and when he drinks. Other than that he's a pretty OK guy.

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