Waiting for the Bathroom to Be Free so I Can Shower

In my living room, there is an empty bag of tortilla chips (yellow corn, triangular). The bag was opened five days ago. People who ate from it:

-My wife, Cynthia

-My father, Kennith

-My dog, Paula (against my decision)

-My lover, Ella

-My wife's mother, Penelope

I didn't get to have any.